Oh man. I just about cracked myself up in Mass today. The communion hymn was "Open My Eyes." I'm sure you all know it. It starts out with "Open my eyes Lord, help me to see your face; open my eyes Lord, help me to see." And it goes through all kinds of body parts, "Open my ears Lord . . ." "Open my arms Lord . . ." etc. Well, being the IF person that I am, I thought, and sang in my head, "Open my tubes Lord, help me conceive a babe; open my tubes Lord, help me conceive; Open my womb, Lord, help me conceive a babe, open my womb, Lord, help me conceive." Hee hee.
Hmmm, why have I not thought of this? Prayers for an open tubes and womb!
ReplyDeleteI second Rebecca! We should write some hymns about open tubes and wombs!
ReplyDeleteTrust me...I have said/thought many of these same things in Mass! Ha! We could write our own IF hymnal!
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT!!! I'm laughing right now ... its funny ... but I'm mad that I didn't think of this sooner! :-)
ReplyDeleteYou know what I'll be singing next time the song is sung. :-)
Haha, He heard it and probably was cracking up too!
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